A man walks into a dinner with a full-grown flamingo. The waiterasks them, "What are you going to order?" The man replies by saying, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," Then he turns to the flamngo and askes, "'What's yours?"
'I'll have the same,' says the flamingo.
"That will be $9.40 please," the waiter says to them, as the man goes into his pocket to retrieve the exact change needed to pay.
When the guy and the flamingo return to the dinner the following day, he orders a hamburger, fries, and a coke.
"I'll have the same," declares the flamingo.
Once more, the man takes out exact change from his pocket to make his payment.
Up until the two enter again, this becomes regular.
"The usual?" inquires the waiter.
"No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a salad, baked potato, and steak," the man replies.
"Two," responds the flamingo.
The waiter arrives shortly with the order and states, "That will be $32.62."
The man takes out his pocket, finds the exact change, and sets it down on the table once more.
The waitress can no longer contain her interest.
"Pardon me, sir. How do you always find just the right amount of change in your pocket?"
"Well, several years ago, I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp," the man begins. I rubbed it, and a Genie sprang to life, granting me two wishes. My first desire was that I could always just put my hand in my pocket and have the correct amount of money available if I ever needed to pay for anything."
The waitress exclaimed, "That's awesome! You'll always be as wealthy as you want for as long as you live, unlike most people who would beg for a million dollars or something. How astute of you!
"You're correct. "The precise amount of money is always there, whether it's a Rolls Royce or a gallon of milk," the man declares with pride.
"But, what's that flamingo all about?" inquires the waiter.
"My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who accompanies me wherever I go and agrees with everything I say," the man replies, sighing and pausing with a sorrowful heart.
TWISTED ENDING: Men's brains work brilliant until they start thinking about a woman!!
